why mike is my favorite

Deb TextMsg Mike: there's a steve madden billboard that says "the hippest shoes don't come from paris or milan, they're imported straight from long island"
Mike TextMsg Deb: And God struck them from the earth...

...and this is why Mike D. is and always will be my favorite.


It has come to my attention that high school facebookers and college facebookers can now be friends. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?????

...neither do I.